its dead week
my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito
she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”
i’ve decided to join her
burritos don’t have to take tests
Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?
those are taquitos
those are our children
your children are beautiful and that is the most lovely family photo I ever did see!
*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.
*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.
*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.
*screams* BLESS YOU ALL
why is sex also referred to as “the birds and the bees” birds can’t fuck bees that’s fucked up thinking about it fucks me up
I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST YELLED AT BY SHERLOCK HOLMES
do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything?
haha it worked
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
so this is why I’ve been getting random kisses in my inbox for the past few weeks
really? you people are lucky. I haven’t gotten any at all…
All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
i must do homework now goodbye friends
i haven’t done any homework but i’m back hello friends